gooberd 

to get attacked by a goober

Man i just got gooberd D:

gooberd by :D ;D :) ;) :0 :O :o April 13, 2023

gooberest 

Someone who has achieved the highest goober rank.

That lad over there is clearly the gooberest of us all.

gooberest by The Goobest Goobeller September 8, 2023

Old Gooberette

An Old Gooberette is a female individual who is cranky and 60 years or older. Old Bitch

She's such an old bitch. Hey that's what happens when your an Old Gooberette.

Old Gooberette by Moody Mama April 11, 2016