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goner boner 

Read as goh-ner boh-ner, gah-ner bah-ner or really any way it rhymes, it's an erection on the other side of the penis hardness curve. Usually happens in the worst of moments, and the sometimes sudden limpness can be caused by nervousness, temperature changes, alcohol consumption, vigorous foreplay, age, or the sudden realization of who your partner is.

Medical term is limpus dickus.
He said "Let's do it, waste not a boner", but by the time we got there it was a goner boner.
goner boner by Octogenerarian April 22, 2018
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Nuts Goner

Nuts Goner .1 (Nùtß Gønñir)
n.
1. The combination of mental characteristics, appearance, and behavior that distinguishes a person (Usually an illustrated character) from non-Nuts Goners.
2. A series of questions or problems, or physical responses designed to determine wether someone lost their nuts.

Originally started by a user named "ethian" on the YoYo games Game Maker Community forms
and is now a wide topic among the Community.
There is no direct way of putting "Nuts Goner" into a sentance but here is a quote from Ethian.

"A "Nuts Goner", as i always define it more than people, is a male character that has certain physical and psicological content that feel me ansiety that, feeling it on this way, i feel i like to feel...
It's a certain type of character that should be featured on games that feels like a family friendly animated adventure movie like Undertale..."
Nuts Goner by EvaCoon October 3, 2018

grapevine goner 

A guy who is shunned by the girl network for kissing and telling.
Girl #1: Why did you turn down that date with Tom?

Girl #2: Are you crazy? After he told the whole pub the details of his night in bed with Natalie, he's a grapevine goner!
grapevine goner by mynah1 March 19, 2009

myth goner 

A myth goner is an identified homo-sapien which utilizes technology belonging to the 21st century to construct today’s popular culture; myth goner does so by using Adobe software After Effects, he reconstructs “indie” vibes with the usage of video game footage. Myth goner is also in love with Clairo.
myth goner by iOrphic October 9, 2017

Qui-goner 

A movie character that you always knew was going to die, right from the first scene.
Boromir was a Qui-goner. I knew he was going to from the beginning of the film.
Qui-goner by gworkman27 March 2, 2014
Someone who is currently alive but who is going do die very soon
This guy has a cancer, he does not want to admit it but he knows he's a goner.
a goner by Chocapics June 23, 2023

i'm a goner 

The daughter of a Maiden who eats monsters and sleeps with meat every night
Did you hear the new Devo song? No. I'm a goner, billy. Did you see that I'm a goner? Her mom is a Maiden who eats monsters and sleeps with meat!
i'm a goner by SimDevoSlipknot August 21, 2017