Flanagan 

A person of small stature who is fiery tempered and enjoys engaging in the act of sexual intercourse or sex, as often as possible in a drunken manner (which is achieved through very few drinks, due to the small size) and with anyone willing, regardless of gender or sexuality. This is performed at any time in any place, from the kids' clothes section in Walmart to the back of a minivan. Prefers to listen to music by such producers as the Steel Panthers or songs like Animals by Nickelback while engaging in such activities.

as an adjective:

"That girl is such a Flanagan, she just walked over to that bum in the cargo van and jumped him right here in the Walmart parking lot! Amazing!"

or as an insult, grouped with other insults:

"YOU STUPID, MUFF-DIVING, COCKSUCKING FLANAGAN!"

or as a verb:

"Guys, I bet you $5 that I can get that chick down the street to Flanagan Jacob here. C'mon, $5. Anyone? She's not THAT ugly! C'mon! Don't be a pussy Jacob!"

Flanagan by Sparkayyyy October 29, 2009

John Flanagan 

who?

"That John Flanagan is a good player"
Who?

John Flanagan by Too_Mainstream March 19, 2012

flanagan 

A sexual act, either perversive or naive, when the penis is placed in the belly button of a female when the assumed intent of the female party is vaginal pleasure. This can cause either amusement, discomfort, or general displeasure.

"Damn, it, Kenny! If you don't stop Flanagan my belly button, I will have to ask for my camera back!"

flanagan by Matt Post March 7, 2008

Flanagan's Law 

Law of the man that this world was blessed with, Law by the word of the mouth Of Stephen J. Flanagan. What he says goes and he does must be followed and adhered to never is he to be questioned!

Stephen you cannot do that. - YES I CAN ITS FLANAGAN'S LAW

Flanagan's Law by stflanag July 12, 2012

Flanagan's Law 

"Whatever happens, it's unexpected." As defined in *84 Charing Cross Road* by Helene Hanff. Said philosophically about unexpected turns in careers, especially in the arts.

Flanagan's Law can be a useful guide to preparation for challenges when combined with Murphy's Law: it's not just that if anything can go wrong, it will; it's that whatever goes wrong will go wrong in a way you didn't expect.

Helene Hanff, popularizer of the phrase, hoped to advance her future as a playwright or actress by reading classic literary works from a very old-fashioned reading list. She began to order books she couldn't find in New York from an English bookstore. It was her correspondence and friendship with the bookstore staff that made her famous: Flanagan's Law.

Flanagan's Law by murgle February 4, 2013

Flanagan 

Noun- A person who is referred to as a flamer or faggot on board of a ship. First originated to describe gay sailors, the gilliagan flamers, also know as Flaming Gilligans was condensed into the word Flanagan.

Verb- Flan, Flaned, Flaning

Used by teens as "That was so flan" "What a Flanagan" "Stop Flaning around"

Flanagan by Funjogger21 March 26, 2010

Helen Flanagan 

A socialite and some-what 'actress' who appeared in Eastenders for 12 years. Mainly known in the UK for wearing to much make-up, having very spotty skin, tits out on a daily basis, unclassy dress code and having her hair tied back far to tight.

Person 1: Hey, Helen Flanagan is soooo hot could wank to her all day!!

Person 2: I couldn't she's a spotty, untalented mess.

wank spotty socialite make-up tits untalented Helen Flanagan

Helen Flanagan by Mr. Bael February 1, 2014