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An ache for distant places; the crave for travel.
I suffer from perpetual fernweh.
fernweh by Forteza87 June 25, 2015
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An attendee of Furnace Fest, a musical festival held in Birmingham Alabama at Sloss Furnace. Not to be confused with or considered less than, a Slossage
Hey Fellow Furnie, did you catch Turnstile at the shed stage last year? Epic
Furnie by Furnie4lyfe June 26, 2022

do a Fergie 

Definition: Pissing your pants. Wetting yourself. (During a 2005 performance with the Black Eyed Peas. Fergie explained that she was rushing to get onstage and had no time to visit the lavatory and pissed her pants).
Examples:

Jo: I cant find a toilet.
Jason: Just do a Fergie.

I was so drunk, I did a Fergie.

I couldn't find a toilet in time, so I did a Fergie.

I was in the pool and did a Fergie.

I was swimming in the ocean, so I did a Fergie.
do a Fergie by Thevos January 10, 2022

Fergie's Watch 

A timepiece that runs contrary to the laws of physics.
If your football team is winning after 90 minutes your watch actually runs faster than the referee's. The other teams coach hs a watch that runs slower. And the referee's runs like crap whether your winning or losing. This is Fergie's Watch.

DIrty Fergie "Office Style" 

Is when someone else left the shop bathroom in such a stench and mess, you go into the closed down office ladies room and drop a deuce in a toilet that's been turned off because of a broken pipe.
Worker 1: You went in the girls room up front? That's been closed for six months because of that broken pipe!

Worker 2: Well now their not using it for at least a year after I dropped that dirty fergie "office style" on them!

Ferninat 

Means "for sure"
The drunk/high version of "fo shiznat" for the ladies
Pronounced with emphasis on the N's
"Hey, wanna get some munchies?" "Oh, ferninat!"
Ferninat by Swin November 7, 2003