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Napoleon Dynamite 

1. The best movie EVER
2. An okay movie
3. The worst most EVER
1. Napoleon Dynamite was so fucking funny! Remember the part where the guy said "your mom goes to college?"
2. Napoleon Dynamite was okay. I mean, I didn't hate it or anything.
3. "Your mom goes to college?" What the fuck does that mean?
Napoleon Dynamite by derkaderk March 4, 2005

dynamite areolas 

A way of describing someone's particularly spectacular nipples. (Per J.D. from Scrubs)
Wow, Lauren's got some dynamite areolas.
dynamite areolas by LC+AF February 27, 2009

Black Dynamite 

Black version of Chuck Norris. A fictional character portraited by Michael Jai White in the movie Black Dynamite.
Dude, Black Dynamite would so kick Chuck Norris' ass!
Word.
Black Dynamite by Jezuro February 2, 2010

Fried Dynamite

A television programming block capable of bringing any cable network it's being broadcast on (e.g. Cartoon Network) into complete ruin.
"I'm never watching Cartoon Network ever again; they just replaced that great Fridays block with Fried Dynamite."

dynamite grass

WEEEED. nothing more to it.
Im bored as fuck, will ya roll up some dynamite grass for me, eh?
dynamite grass by nyuclassof2018 October 2, 2012

Black Dynamite Deduction 

Where one deduces a solution to a problem or mystery by taking one clue and bringing it to another in a long chain of paranoid connections until it leads to the conclusion. Named after the famous ''Anaconda Malt Liquor Conclusion Scene'' in Black Dynamite, where the titular character somehow realizes that Anaconda Malt liquor was the government's secret weapon after Bullhorn said "melt in your mouth", making several arbitrary connections until it led to the answer.
*Gasp* "Human being"? That word kind of sounds like "bean." Beans are legumes, "legumes" has the word "leg" in it. Ian's mom has really nice legs, and Ian's mom is so old she's practically dead, which can only mean one thing! Oh my Bieber! YOU'RE BECOMING A ZOMBIE!
--Anthony Padilla from Smosh using Black Dynamite Deduction to deduce that Ian Hecox is becoming a zombie