Cum drowning awarness day 

March 15th is the official cum drowning awarness day. We have had too many cases where ignorant boys and men don't realize that it's possible to drown themselves in their own cum. It is only acceptable to celebrate this day to remember the victims of cum drowning as well as spread awarness.

"My friend Alex wanted to be a semen sailor but accidentally drowned in his own cum."
This is the reason we need Cum drowning awarness day

Cum drowning awarness day by CumCrusader March 9, 2021

drowning yourself in milk

putting yourself down about something without having tried that something

Ali: I'm never going to get with anyone
Sparx: Stop drowning yourself in milk

drowning yourself in milk by s4lmon March 10, 2016

offering a drowning man a glass of water 

doing something that you think is helpful but that only makes the situation worse

She was trying to explain the situation simpler, but it was just like offering a drowning man a glass of water.

offering a drowning man a glass of water by HiddenPaw October 29, 2008

drowning in my pool of misery 

i. A quote used by brotchie to express social abandonment and lack of friends.

ii. A feeble attempt to induce others compassion, however, often mocked.

iii. Often said involuntarily after intense or great loss.

Person 1: What are you doin' today?
Person 2: Drowning in my pool of misery.

drowning in my pool of misery by lilly b January 23, 2005

drowningly 

the complete and total opposite of 'swimmingly'.
to go horribly wrong in all conceivable ways

guy a: how are things going man?

guy b: drowningly, i failed four classes, my girlfriend broke up with me, and i contracted rabies...in the same night.

drowningly by ima hoebag November 2, 2007

drowning 

1.) a feeling of despair, depression, nothing is going right and you can't keep up.

2.) Boredom

1.)I'm drowning man, all this stress and bad luck is killing me.

2.)Dude, this shit is drowning! Lets go do something.

drowning by LZtull July 21, 2009

Balls are Drowning 

you gotta take a piss so bad its drowning your balls

dude, wheres the next rest stop my balls are drowning!!

Balls are Drowning by Kiernan January 25, 2008