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Butt Dialed 

The act of inadvertently calling someone on a cellular phone, when your phone is in your pocket, or purse, or some other seemingly inconspicuous place where it should not be making calls.
Your Crazy Ex: Hey, I saw that you called. What's up? Wanna hang out? Wanna get back together? I MISS YOU SO MUCH!!!
You: Eh, sorry for the confusion, but I didn't mean to call. I must have butt dialed you.
Butt Dialed by Amran Al Hampran October 21, 2008

butt dialed the stork 

Did you here about Kim she butt dialed the stork.

child-dialed

Similar to pocket dialing or butt dialing, this is when a small child is playing with your cell phone and accidentally calls your phone book. Bonus points if said child calls your psycho ex who never got over you and your ex thinks you want them back.
Gee, Gabby, what are you playing with? Is that my phone? Did you CALL SOMEONE?!?! AAAAHHH, YOU CALLED JIM!! Hello, hello, Jim? No, I didn't call you. No, Gabby totally child-dialed your num... NO NO AHHHH!!!!
child-dialed by Anni G October 12, 2010

Fupa Dialed 

The opposite of Butt Dialed. When a person puts their phone in the front pocket of a jacket or hoodie, and their large fupa dails an unsuspecting person. Fupa Dialed is the past tense form.
"My grandmother Fupa Dialed me yesterday and I had to listen to her fat stomach slap back and forth"
"Fupa Dialing is fucking gross dude"
Fupa Dialed by craigkills December 30, 2009

dick dialed 

Instead of "I butt dialed you" the more fitting expression from me would be "my dick dialed you". Because my butt is unable to use my phone, but my dick, on the other hand, is very much capable and very willing to do so. Plus, I don't carry my phone in my back pocket next to my butt, I carry it in my front pocket, like everyone else does, next to my dick. So.... I dick dialed you.
Oh my bad bro, I must have dick dialed you.

Hot Chick: I think you butt dialed me.

Me: No ma'am, I dick dialed you.
dick dialed by Shoshy April 3, 2019

Diq dialed 

The act of accidentally calling someone while your cell phone is in your front pocket and apparently pressed up against your shaft or head of your diq!
I put my iPhone in my front pocket and diq dialed Lisa, I'm just glad it my diq didn't dial Jack, my interior designer!
Diq dialed by BradBigs February 3, 2010