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Daria-Tom Shipper

A Daria fan of either sex that believes there is/was/should/could/and always will be a relationship between characters Daria Morgendorffer and Tom Sloane; These people often believe that character Trent Lane should be covered in asphalt and used as a speed bump in front of Kroger; these people also have a tendency to fear the goths in Hot Topic, spiders, belly-button lint, and Dori from Finding Nemo*; Are the lesser fraction of those in the Daria Fandom.

*- I was simply typing things to get my brain sparked for what to think next. I'm pretty sure ther are plenty of Daria-Tom shippers that like to shop at Hot Topic, could care less about spiders, clean out their belly button lint, and adore the movie Finding Nemo.
I told my Daria-Trent Shipper friend I was a Daria-Tom Shipper. She bitch-slapped me.
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French verb. To do a Darisse is when you want to a simple task, succed at it, but do A LOT of collateral damage.
Guy 1: I wanted to open the fridge but ended up breaking two Ming vases.

Guy 2: You surely did a darisse.
Darisse by thehaunted June 1, 2011
Dariss is a beautiful and fabulous person. If you ever meet one treat her with respect and give her Nutella
Dariss by Kawaii Nutella July 25, 2016

dario da silva 

Dario is the biggest motherfucker on earth. He's cock is about 50inch big and hard like stone. He has about 70 bitches in one week.
She: who is this?
He: the king
She: you mean dario da silva
Majestically divine, a genuine and the epitome of womanhood beautified. Literally the best of creation.
Friend 1: ‘I’m thinking of proposing to my girl but I don’t know if I should?’
Friend 2: ‘don’t be stupid, she’s literally a darisse, why the fuck would you not propose ?’
Darisse by Charles_Fc July 22, 2022

Doris Day Parking Spot 

The most swetest parking space you can get, usually in front of the door, closest to entrance etc. Usually when you get this you will have a lucky shopping experience.

Reason: In the Doris Day movies, she always got the greatest parking spot everytime she went shopping. You never saw her drag her ass from the back of the parking lot.
WOW how lucky am I, I just got a Doris Day Parking spot.

shaggy davis 

Placing someone's sunglasses on your dick and taking a photo.
Did you get the "shaggy Davis" pic I sent you?
shaggy davis by RCL2 July 11, 2017