That one friend who says he's straight, but everyone knows he's actually gay. Says he has a big
dick, but really doesn't, and mocks his
friends because of it. Horrible work ethic, and a mooch. A Darian
will never stop taking you for your food. Also the kind of guy that ends up on the street, and then living in your basement or garage doing cocaine he bought with money from his job at McDonald's at 40 years old.
Guy:
Hey I'm going to the store, need anything?
Guy's Friend: No but don't tell Darian, you'll empty your wallet trying to satisfy his greedy needs.
Guy: Yeah, I heard he's doing cocaine now too.
Guy's Friend: Not surprising, he is Darian after all.