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dangerous load 

This is when a male has the ability to have sex with anything in the area. They will significantly drop their standards to get some sex. This is because they are carrying a dangerous sperm load that will have the man regretting his decision the next day.

Usually happens when going out at night and having a few alcoholic beverages. Can be prevented by masturbating if the feeling of a dangerous load comes across.
Guy1: I think I have a few broken ribs from riding that fat girl last night.
Guy2: Yeah, you did have a dangerous load.

Guy1: Woah, check out the hot chick that just walked in.
Guy2: Dude! Thats your sister.
Guy1: I think I might hit that tonight.
Guy2: You better go home now before you do something with that dangerous load you have.
dangerous load by cunnazee December 20, 2008
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Dangerous Doney

Another word for the nail polish Kristoph Gavin uses, after he poisons it. Poisoned Ariadoney Nail Polish.
"Vera used some of the Dangerous Doney that Gavin had given her, and she nearly died!"
Dangerous Doney by MinaDeKiller January 3, 2009

dangerously drunk assistor 

a common friend that is a mild mannered high school student by day, but at night swoops around the streets of his small town in his red solara/blue accord of justice and saving the underage drunks of his town from persecution, punishment, and arrest.
1. "I drank waaaay too much at this party. My night is saved, thanks to: the dangerously drunk assistor."

Dangerous Cult 

Damn! That's one Dangerous Cult!

Oh hell! He fell for that dangerous cult...In about a week he won't have any money....
Dangerous Cult by /Kick/ May 4, 2008

the dangerous darbys

Awesome jam band at ODU that plays local bars. Has talent way beyong the scope of even their most loyal fans. Derives there inspiration and sound from the fairy -tale like like of one of their boob friends named darby.
Nick: The dangerous darbys are playin the tap house this friday

Girls #1 -18 : oh awesome! i'll def be there, i love the dangerous darbys
the dangerous darbys by nick865 February 15, 2008

Armed & Dangerous 

P1:Imma make a song named Armed & Dangerous
P2: Fly high man
Armed & Dangerous by zekewrldq March 15, 2021

A Rodney Dangerfield 

When you are going down on a girl and she queefs in your face. "Because even down here, I get no respect."