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Poodron Collider

The act of taking a dump in the downstairs toilet whilst another person takes a dump in the upstairs toilet before timing their flushes so that the two turds meet in the connecting pipe.
Me and my friend did a poodron collider last night

Large Hadron Collider 

The worlds largest particle accelerator located in Switzerland that collides subatomic particles at almost the speed of light, with the goal of re-creating the conditions of the big bang.
The large hadron collider is rumored to cause blackholes that will end the world be conspiracy theorists.
Large Hadron Collider by variablev October 11, 2016

A Hardon Collider

When 2 male private parts touch accidentally or on purpose.
"Me and bro accidentally touched tips. It was a awkward Hardon Collider."
"Brian and Timothy had a Hardon Collider when they were squeezing between one another in that narrow passage."
Definition - used as a exclamation! when two people have similar ideas, or, share convergent thought patterns.

Gestures - it is often accompanied by a hand gestures. where the persons two hands are clenched and brought together.

Pronunciation - the word collide is said with the emphasis on the -ide. which is typically drawn out. i.e. COL-I...DE! as to sound as though the word collide is spelt with several I's

Origin - within the scientific academic elite of the UK, the word collide developed an alternative meaning to the traditional use within the English language. the word COLLIDE! used at the end/or beginning of a sentence has been incorporated into popular scientific language throughout many universities and associated social circles.
person A: the elements in this rock suggest is is formed from melted mantle contaminated by the crust.
person B: COLLIDE! i was thinking the same thing

person A: i fancy eggs for breakfast
person B: COLLIDE! (its funny you should say that), i just this moment put them on

Worlds Collide Theory

A theory which states that a man must keep his personal life (i.e. friends) separate from his relationship side (i.e. girlfriend). Should the two worlds come into contact with each other (by means of his girlfriend becoming friends with his friends), both worlds blow up.
"If Relationship George walks through that door, he will kill Independent George! A George divided against itself, cannot stand!" - George Costanza
Worlds Collide Theory by Elmer January 22, 2005

Collier's rolly 

Having sex 3 times without withdrawing.
Last night I managed a Collier's rolly.