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Chelsey is one of the most annoying people you’ll ever meet. She’s overly emotional and falls in love easily. Nine times out of ten she’s gay. However, once you actually get to know Chelsey, she’ll become a person you don’t despise to have around. She’ll become a good friend who you joke with, it won’t be a serious friendship where you tell each other your deepest darkest secrets, it’ll be a light hearted throwaway friendship that you’ll forget in twenty-five years. You will enjoy the time with her now, though, because believe or not, all she wants is pussy. She’s actually just a bitch.
Nobody:
Chelsey: I’m gay
Chelsey by Morris Morrison November 10, 2019
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Chelsey is the most beautiful girl and usually dates guys named Keaton. She has all the boys looking at her nice ass and big boobs.
Person 1: Wow she has biggggg boobs.

Person 2: That's chelsey shes hot.
Chelsey by Chelsey BF November 29, 2018
The name Chelsey is a girl that is obsessed with boys. Especially brown haired boys. She loves those, She likes boys usually named Nick.
Boy 1: Hey you see that girl over there that likes Nick?
Boy 2: Oh yea, That's Chelsey.

Boy 1: Damn, she is like obsessed with Nick.
Chelsey by The Anonymous Gril December 6, 2016
She dumb as heck. A Weenie. She really likes hot wangs and crab legs. it's spelled with a 'y' u dinguses. she's also a dingus. why is she like that? I don't know. someone save her. she's crazy. did I mention she's a dingus. she overthinks a lot. also she's really dumb. like she's sooo dumb. why is she so dumb.
Ew, it's that Chelsey thing?
wow, it's so gross.
Chelsey by spookyseagoat December 6, 2018
"Wow, I can't believe that girl is 4'11. She must be a Chelsey."
Chelsey by anonymous April 6, 2021
A very fun but extremely annoying girl who will make you want to overdose on pain medication.

Do not - I repeat- Do NOT make a bucket list together, it wont end well.
At least she can make your day a bit better though.
Person 1: What's her name?
Person 2: Chelsey
Person 1: Damn, good luck...
Chelsey by Marthsus November 20, 2021