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bong geometry 

The placement and direction of a bong and lighter within a smoking circle to indicate the next person’s turn
Chris: Hey, Meredith. Is it your to smoke? Bong geometry says so.

Meredith: How so?

Chris: The lighter is in front of you and the bong is facing you as well.

Meredith: Thanks, Chris! I can always count on you.

bong booty

A hearty meal that was recommended to Alex of the YouTube channel, "I Hate Everything" by user Gurk Face
Wow Alex, think you're smart?? haha bitch zoella is much better than you cuz she has 10 mil and you have 1 fucking baby boo with goo in your diaper

also eat a bong booty
bong booty by spaceinspace January 31, 2017

bing bing bong bong 

The mysterious noises that come out of Donald Trump's face
People like me from previous months okay, total control--BING BING BONG BONG.

VP bonus 

A win on a slot machine’s bonus that is 10x or less than your bet.
VP always is wishing for a hand (hair) pay, but unfortunately he usually got a VP bonus.
VP bonus by Dianenicolexox March 26, 2022

schloop schloop ping a pang bong

To play a vigorous game of monopoly.
"Hey, want to come to my place later and schloop schloop ping a pang bong?"
*gets slapped in the face*
"I guess she doesn't like monopoly."

Shower Bong Effect 

When you fart in the shower and the water intensifies the smell.
The shower bong effect is when you rip an average fart in the shower and you almost have to exit because of the intense smell.
Shower Bong Effect by runbucky April 5, 2011