Bismarck 

Bismarck is a polite and disciplined man, that is also fun to be around. He is also tall and handsome and he always wins everyone's heart. He might not seem likes he knows a lot, but he is very intelligent as well as passionate about learning new things. If you ever find a Bismarck, you could always count on him being a great and unique individual.

He is such a gentleman, such a Bismarck!

Bismarck by Isaackassa January 30, 2024

Bismarck 

The floating stool that just won't flush way for several attempts. After the movie "Sink The Bismarck"

Robin noticed the bismarck was still lurking in the toilet pan despite the use of copious amounts of toilet roll , soap and several attempts to flush it away.

Bismarck by jerel of salopia March 31, 2024

bismarck state college 

Harvard on the hill. Two year community college located in Bismarck, North Dakota.

"I got my associates from Bismarck State College."
"Ah, sweet. Harvard on the hill!"

bismarck state college by 21kitty May 20, 2009

Bismarck Saturday Night 

Masturbating while deficating.

I walked in to the men's room and I caught little Johnny having a Bismarck Saturday night.

Bismarck Saturday Night by Parkston Gatewood November 24, 2003

Bismarck Raincheck 

Two gentleman meet in the sleeper cab of Peterbilt at a rest stop off of I-194, one man (the giver) places a tight band around the other man's (the receiver's) genitals, massages his crotch the point of release, but the band prevents the receiver from ejaculating until after the giver has also finished, thus resulting in a "Bismarck Raincheck".

I was on a cross country trip to my father's funeral when I stopped to give some lonely trucker a Bismarck Raincheck

Bismarck Raincheck by GrimaceMusically November 7, 2010

Bismarck Yellow 

In rugby - a Bismarck yellow is when a yellow card is given for a fantastic bone-crunching tackle which is (incorrectly) deemed to be a shoulder charge.

Some would suggest that a certain incident could be deemed a yellow card based on the Bismarck criteria.

Others would suggest that the referee was bought.

Come on Mr Ref, that's a Bismarck yellow

That wasn't a yellow, but I suppose that could be a Bismarck yellow

Bismarck Yellow by Roman Poite September 28, 2013

Otto von Bismarck 

A brilliant, pragmatic statesman and who worked to unify Germany and was the first Chancellor of the German Empire.
He practiced Realpolitik, a pragmatic approach that is often represented as Machiavellian.
He was called the Iron Chancellor because of a speech he made saying that "The great questions of the time will not be resolved by speeches and majority decisions...but by iron and blood."

He predicted that World War I will start because of "some damned fool thing in the Balkans."

Putting his poster on your office is a great way to piss off uber liberal college students.

"A conquering army on the border will not be stopped by eloquence."

"He who has his thumb on the purse has the power."

-Otto von Bismarck

SL students shit a brick when they see a picture of Otto von Bismarck on my professor's wall.

Otto von Bismarck by dangcmange2 November 29, 2009