avalon 

an enjoyable, yet flatulent companion. one who is depicted with amazingly long hair, with a face so hideous that it makes small children cry. However through her beastly features lies a beautiful soul...though one might not think it on first impressions

person 1:"Eww! who is that person?"
person 2:"Leave her alone...you never know they might be an avalon..."

avalon by alletse January 14, 2010

Avalon 

The hottest girl ever...most likely born in May and plays netball. They are tall and have blondish brownish hair. AHHHH they are such hotties

A - omg that girls hot
B- her name must be Avalon

Avalon by user12345678901234567890987654 May 11, 2021

Avalon 

They hottest, funniest, prettiest girl you could ever imagine:
-Tall
-Has brown eyes
-Born in may (love a gemini)
-Has blondish/brownish hair
-Plays a sport (mainly netball)

a- that girls soooo hot
b - must be an Avalon

Avalon by user12345678901234567890987654 May 11, 2021

Avalon 

A strange creature that eats poop and lies and is super duper mega racist and evil like satan but he had a baby with Greta Thunberg and then that baby had another baby with Satan. Is surprisingly more Japanese than you would expect. Lives in the armpit of the United States/Lizzo. Makes fake tiktok accounts to hype herself up and posts too many thirst traps. Acts mature but still makes poop and fart jokes constantly and never flushes.

“AVALON PLEASE CLEAN UP THE CAT SHIT!!!”

“Its not my day to do that(it is her day)”- Avalon

Avalon by LC3_P0 November 22, 2023

Avalon lifestyle 

A lifestyle of excess in liquid income obtained by a much older, rich friend/boyfriend/girlfriend or elder family member or members where one goes around just living the life where every day is a vacation and every night is a party.

"I haven't seen YOU in a while. What are you doing these days?"
"I'm just livin' the Avalon lifestyle. There is no other life."

Avalon lifestyle by Jmaru June 7, 2005

Avalon Calafornia

Avalon is one of the most beautiful places on earth. On the island of Catalina Island, which is approximatley 26 miles from Long Beach. Cruise ships stop there a good precentage of the year. They only have golf carts and electric cars with the exception of one or two cars.

This view is absolutley breath taking, but not as beautiful Avalon Calafornia.

Avalon Calafornia by BobbyMadisonW January 15, 2011

Avalon, NJ

Avalon, NJ is a small town just below Ocean City, NJ in South Jersey. It’s considered the Hamptons of N.J. and only the rich wealthy white people from The Main Line go to Avalon. Avalon which is “Cooler by a mile.” The lifeguards a bunch of prep kids as it runs by a white father and only his kids friends can join.

21st Street is where all the prep kids meet up at 8pm then heads towards the beach and make out together. Although it anti a party unless the cops that are 18 come and stop them. A true Avalon Girl is a wealthy skinny brunette that’s a bitch and thinks she is the shit, although if your an ugly guy don’t worry, they can’t see you at night.

Popular slang words come from Avalon like “ Let’s watch the submarine races”

1: Hey brother, let’s go to Avalon, Nj this summer!
2: yea let’s go maybe I can watch the submarine races with Katherine
1: yea if the cops don’t come

Avalon, NJ by AvalonVillanovaFortLauderdale January 16, 2018