A Ted Talk 

A person that lectures or rambles continuously about their life or supposed subject of expertise.

Is she done having a ted talk, we want to checkout our items

A Ted Talk by jondich May 4, 2022

Pulling a Ted 

When one blows off plans with friends to jerk off into the exhaust pipe of a Brand New AMG GT series vehicle.

Dam dude Teds pulling a Ted on us tonight smh

Pulling a Ted by BILLLLLYBOB6996 February 27, 2020

Pulling a ted mosby 

Telling someone that you love them far too early, in his case on the first day.

"Dude! No, I’m not gonna be pulling a Ted Mosby!“

Pulling a ted mosby by Sagingraging March 20, 2022

G.O.A.Ted 

Me and the boys are G.O.A.Ted at EVERYTHING we do

They are the greatest of all time

NFL recruiter dude: man those boiis are G.O.A.Ted at everything they've been doing out here today

Random Joe: they sure are

G.O.A.Ted by Call4915111callreadies December 17, 2020