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Fictional character in the Masonized version of 99 Red Balloons from the 1980s rock and roll band Nena. Lyrics by Kevin McAlea and Mason Thorne. Performed live at the 'Rickets in 2018.
First recorded use: "Me and 'Ants in a little toy shop, bought a bag of baloons with the money we got." 2018, from lyrics by Kevin McAlea and Mason Thorne.
'Ants by phloid December 24, 2018

Ants at a picnic 

Used to describe someone who is bothersome, reluctant, and/or pessemistic.

as seen on family guy
Brian: You know just because you guys sung for some drunkards at a karaoke bar, doesn't mean you have talent.
Peter: Oh whatever Brian, you're just ants at a picnic.
Brian: I'm what? I'm ants at a picnic?
Peter: Uh-huh.
Brian: Yeah, ok... just wanted to make sure I heard that right.
Ants at a picnic by David K July 30, 2008

ants in your pants 

To be nervous or anxious or jumpy; to be unable to sit still.

If you had 'ants' (small insects) in your 'pants' (clothing) you would probably feel like jumping around.

Synonym: antsy
1) The children had ants in their pants, so we took them outside for some exercise.

2) Would you please stop tapping your foot?! You must have ants in your pants!
ants in your pants by VAKI5 May 10, 2005

Ants on a log 

When your doing anal with your girlfriend and you pull your "log" out and you've got shit all over it.
Girl: I'm gonna give my boyfriend ants on a log later tonight.

ants on a log 

A snack loved by some people which is made by putting peanut butter on celery and putting raisins or dried cranberries on the peanut butter
Boy: Nothing good to have for snack. probably I'll go into the refrigerator and have some ants on a log.
ants on a log by Nikko May 1, 2005

ants in the pants

someone who has a bug in there pubes like crabs.
jessica is really hot" "yeah but i heard shes got ants in the pants.
ants in the pants by stackattack January 13, 2011