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Elephant Man Getting a Haircut 

Term used to describe a futile or pointless modificatiion to an already existing & pathetic system. For example, fat girls drinking diet coke makes no sense because they already ordered the Papa Johns for brunch.
"Why is Lee Chop Ming trying to bulk up when his face looks squashed on a windshield? He's like the fucking Elephant man Getting a Haircut, he's still ugly as fuck."

dude, you're getting a dell! 

1. the art of buying/purchasing/receiving a dell
2.the guy in the dude/dell commercials who got arrested for doing some illegal drug. i guess dells arent that entertaining.
My six-year-old bro got arrested for wanting to be like the 'dude, you're getting a dell!' guy.

Getting a joe 

Getting a joe originates from the Netflix show “You”. The main character Joe is a obsessive creepy stalker. Joe is a guy who will kill for his women.
Getting a joe by Localmethheadq November 1, 2021

Getting a Kinect 

V. When a male raises his hand above his head while receiving oral sex.
If she goes down on me tonight I'm totally getting a kinect.

farting while getting a blowjob 

Poughkeepsie inhaler: defined as when your girl is going down on you... you fart on her face!
Most effective when your girl is giving you a blowjob and licking your balls, you ask her to open her mouth wide and... you push it out forcefully. Just make sure you take cover immediately upon letting it rip. You can't beat the pure pleasure of farting while getting a blowjob!

getting a touch

To get acknowledgement or inclusion from any one person or group by means of sexual relations, facebook, events, or any form of communication.
I love getting a touch from my girl
getting a touch by bfitz311 August 22, 2010