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8 Bit-Head 

8 Bit-Head is when you are playing a retro video game while getting head from a hot blonde. It is similar to road head, just without the road.
John was playing Zelda while getting head from Gina. It was the best 8 Bit-Head ever.

Gina come give me 8 Bit-Head! Nintendo b***h run punch jump c*m!
8 Bit-Head by Feather Stalker November 23, 2013

8-bit Theater 

Same as above. Black Mage definitely the best. My hero. It's actually spelled Theatre at the site.
Red Mage: I was born ready.
FIghter: I was born naked and screaming.
Black Mage: And if all goes according to plan, you'll die like that too.
Fighter: Black Mage is my friend.
8-bit Theater by David January 19, 2004

8-Bit Theater 

One of the best Web Comics around, comprised of the follwing characters, the rouge elven Theif. Who conned everyone into him becoming Team Leader. The stab happy Black MAge, who wants to kill the team and possibly get it on with White Mage. The idiotic Sword loving dolt Fighter, who stupidly enough, is the reason this comic exsists. The Dice User (See: D&D Reject ) Red Mage, who tries to do everything in Dungeons and Dragons terms. The fighting Black Belt, who is most easily the character who stands out the most. because he came he from another time, (See:Time Travel) and the snae White Mage, who's Hammer and Healing spells are half the reason the bumbling idiots haven't DIED yet.
1:Theif:Let's just say the King's in no position to do that. *Holding Theiferia Contract*
2:Black Mage:You fool! I can only cast Hadoken once a DAY! I got nothing left!
3:Fighter: I like swords.
4:Red Mage: If I can just roll my 20 Sided Dice.....
5:Black Belt:What was I supposed to do? NOT Break them?
6:White Mage:They were for a new Orphanage!
8-Bit Theater by [Mon] February 16, 2005

8-Bit Theater 

A genious work made by a genious comic writer.
"8-Bit Theater RoXoRs your SoXoRs!"
8-Bit Theater by Deadlyhomsar October 4, 2003

8-Bit Discount 

To acquire pirated material over the internet.

Originally derived from the phrase '5-finger discount' referring to the theft of merchandise from a store.
"Hey, did you ever watch the series Firefly? I got it on an 8-bit discount from ThePirateBay last week.
8-Bit Discount by Reiyuki March 14, 2012

8 bit dimples 

When a fat bitch is so well-fed that her thighs have a vast amount of dimples resulting in an 8-bit appearance.
Guy 1: Good lord! Have you seen Sally in those short shorts?
Guy 2: Unfortunately I have. I lost my eyesight after I saw her

ungodly 8 BIT DIMPLES.
8 bit dimples by T_SwiZzZ December 20, 2012