TJ 

tj a.k.a. Twat Juice

Damn I want to get some tj from that bird.

TJ by Bob Cob July 12, 2006

TJ! 

Abbreviation of Totally Jerkable. TJ! basically means that you would totally jerk off to a hottie you just saw.

Usually TJ! is said in public so the girl your talking about doesn't understand.

As you say TJ!, you must make a hand gesture of jerking off to imply that this chick is indeed Totally Jerkable.

Pervert 1: "hey, did you see that hottie with the tits?, holy shit, makes me wanna comjizzle in my pizzle pazzle"

Pervert 2: "TJ!" *hand motion*

TJ! by Tyler Ardizzle December 24, 2008

TJ 

Slang for Tijuna, a Border town in Mexico that borders San Diego, California.

18 Year Old Kid: "Hey, let's go to TJ tonight and get wasted."

TJ by KBach February 7, 2008

Tj 

a tool.

K: Whos that?
M: Just some clingy guy, he wont leave me alone.
K: Definitely Tj

Tj by dracosgirl49 August 26, 2011

TJ 

Too. Juiced. Meaning overly excited

Am TJ for that house party tomorrow

TJ by FrizzyDee May 27, 2011

tj 

Trader Joe's; an organic and natural foods store that is quite the awesome.

Hey, man. Let's go to TJ's after this to get some organic apple sauce and low carb cereal.

tj by rchow November 24, 2004

TJ 

Trolljob = forum lingo for a faggot who has nothing better to do than be an idiot.

What a terrible TJ. That asshole has nothing better to do with his time.

TJ by GAYMENS October 30, 2008