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co-third-cousin-once-removed-in-law 

Spouse's third-cousin-once-removed's spouse.
My co-third-cousin-once-removed-in-law is a good person.

half-first-cousin-once-removed 

1- Parent's half-first-cousin.
2- Half-first-cousin's child.
My half-first-cousin-once-removed is a good person.

sesqui-first-cousin-four-times-removed 

1- Great-great-grandparent's sesqui-first-cousin.
2- Sesqui-first-cousin's great-great-grandchild.
3 - Child of the parent's half-great-great-grandpibling with the other parent's great-great-grandpibling.
4 - Child of the parent's half-great-great-grandnibling with the other parent's great-great-grandnibling.
5 - Child of the parent's half-great-great-grandnibling with the other parent's great-great-grandpibling.
6 - Child of the parent's half-great-great-grandpibling with the other parent's great-great-grandnibling.
My sesqui-first-cousin-four-times-removed is a good person.

Remoteking

A person whos always richer than someone else in some occasion
Dude that guy just got PKED, yeah but hes remoteking so at'least hes richer than tybreaker3
Remoteking by bobbarkeriscool December 24, 2008

remote jockey

Person with the remote when a group of friends and/or family is watching tv.
Has power over volume, muting, pausing, thing being watched, etc
Hey, remote jockey, put the volume up.
remote jockey by kingofgeats July 20, 2010

remote reflex 

The lightning fast,cat-like reflex of grabbing the remote control to mute or change channels when an uber annoying commercial comes on the TV. Can be anything from a Jennifer Hudson Weight Watcher promo,to a hard-to-watch starving child,animal abuse or child with whooping cough spot.
My remote reflex has been timed at 15/100 of a second.
remote reflex by wolfbait51 October 14, 2011