alternative weightstyle 

Similar to alternative lifestyle (i.e. gay), but softens the blow for fatties.

I'm not fat, I just choose to have an alternative weightstyle.

alternative weightstyle by GhostofYINever May 15, 2008

Alternative Fact 

Basically a lie but said in an elegant way.

A: Hey the sky is soooo blue... (nighttime)

B: ummmm alternative fact?

Alternative Fact by Chi-Dino April 13, 2017

alternative fact 

falsehood; lie

You call that a lie, but it is just alternative fact

alternative fact by Tanghot July 28, 2017

Alternative fact 

Alternative fact are false statements that can be true in atleast one alternative reality.

- Jimmy is crazy if he really thinks the earth is flat.
- Yes, he is crazy, he believes in alternative facts.

Alternative fact by TheHumbleDuck September 1, 2017

alternating UPPER case

1.) A spin off of aLtErNaTiNg CaSe, alternating UPPER case has become a meme designed by random internet users who try so hard to assert their panic/will on the masses - Almost as if they are speaking from a pulpit dictating and virtue signalling to the masses from their bedroom using their (most likely) thumbs.

2.) Can also just be used for teh lulz, instead of the aLtErNaTiNg CaSe, to come across extra sarcastic.

1.) #GIVEtoTHEpoorRIGHTnow

2.) Jacob: oh YEAH, that's VERY smart, GEORGE!1!11!
George: Don't you "alternating UPPER case" me, dOuChEbAg!

alternating UPPER case by CZSPNKr April 24, 2020

Alternative Facts 

A series of Falsehoods

"Look, Alternative Facts are not Facts, they're falsehoods!"
---- Chuck Todd, MSNBC

Alternative Facts by WistalaDaGreen March 27, 2021

Altermate 

An alternative sex partner, next to one's official partner

The one you happened to see last night, was not my wife. She is my altermate.

Altermate by Boccacio September 7, 2010