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Sam/Sammy has a big ass forehead and has four ugly ass eyes. Is dummy skinny.
J: God damn look at Samuel and his sixhead
B: Ugly ass glasses
R: Eat some food you damn twig
Samuel by JahbladeOnsword69 March 10, 2020
Samuel is a little person with a big Dick as his Third leg
Hello Samuel how are you im fine

I have three legs
Samuel by Knes December 11, 2016
Samuel is ain't no pussy at all he is a pussy destroyer and that without have sex, alcohol or drugs he is a fucking man who slapp all things and yeah he is better than God Jesus no NO NO FUCK that he is fucking universe. But he is a very gentleman who cares about he's family and cares much about his girlfriend be could take he's life because the can still alive that is a god FUCKING man. And he has a huge penis
Dude that guy is so Samuel

Man did just that guy take a bullet for his girlfriend
Samuel by Slappisssh December 12, 2016
The worst scum in humanity. He should be dead, he's an asshole that cares about no one.
Samuel: U SUCK XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Samuel by SamNITO May 7, 2017
This savage motherfucker is roasting everything and everyone, you'll never get a break of being roasted.

He is a real meme god
I am so Samuel
Samuel by Saile23 December 21, 2018
Damn a "Samuel" is the litest thing on planet earth. Ya know the great wall of china? He built it, and the the Egyptian pyramids too!!! His dick is so damn long, he measured the depth of the Mariana trench with it. Big Bang? It was his idea... So be proud of you, if you know one!
SAMUEL is just sick af.
Samuel by Roll_ing January 9, 2019