beat sideways 

A way of describing a girl who is unattractive even from the side view.

"Yo man, her sister is beat SIDEWAYS, yo. Chill, son."

beat sideways by Sir Psycho Sexy the 3rd June 23, 2006

coming up sideways 

1. To approach somebody with dishonest intentions.

2. To disrespect somebody, especially in their own house.

3. To flirt, especially if the flirting is unwanted, or behind their significant others' back.

"Damn, why is he coming up sideways on me? He knows I have a man."

"Miss oompa loompa body ass bitch coming up sideways at me like I ruined her life, she ruin her own damn life."

coming up sideways by Pikapikahikaru June 25, 2020

Rode me sideways 

Used to express the fact that you have had or are about to have great sex

He rode me sideways in the back of the car

Rode me sideways by Lisa Curran April 1, 2005

Fuck Me Sideways With A Plate 

An expression of surprise.

Oh, fuck me sideways with a plate, he fucked me sideways with a plate!!!

Fuck Me Sideways With A Plate by O_o_I'm_a_freak_o_o December 28, 2008

fuck me sideways 

when the man is on his side, and the woman is laying next to him on her back with the penis inside the vagina and their legs intertwined.

Oh baby, i love it when you fuck me sideways.

fuck me sideways by whatever you want it to be April 19, 2005

suck me sideways 

Basically, kiss my ass or fuck off

A: "so she apologized for sleeping with my ex - boyfriend"
B: "did you tell her to suck you sideways?"

suck me sideways by word lover May 13, 2005

Hardcore Flipper Sideways-Saucy Lemur Switch 

A sexual act in which a man flips a woman sideways and holds her as high as possible above his head while giving oral pleasure to a lemur. The woman then holds a large container of mayonnaise over herself and her partners to let it pour all over the three of them. Often times the woman will shriek like a lemur to enhance sexual excitement.

Yo dood!

whats up spankey!

so i just gave my mom a Hardcore Flipper Sideways-Saucy Lemur Switch!!

wait where did you get the lemur?

shut the fuck up or dad will spank us!!

oh, alright.....

Hardcore Flipper Sideways-Saucy Lemur Switch by CivilizedGentleman July 8, 2011