I am being privately assassinated by KKTheEmo 

AlphaReborn being killed by KKTheEmo

AlphaReborn is being killed by KKTheEmo "I am being privately assassinated by KKTheEmo"

I am being privately assassinated by KKTheEmo by Ecliptist July 8, 2023

Roast Beef Assassin

It is when a woman takes her beef curtians and wraps them around the mouth and nose of their partner and renders them deceased.

Ashley was so furious with Steve that when he fell asleep, she squated over him and smoothered him with the roast beef assassin. But there are probably worse ways to go...

Roast Beef Assassin by Heybabe380 September 7, 2023

assasinofdemise

1) a strange homosexual living in upstate new york 2) one having no problem annying others 3)an "Ass" 4) one who enjoys death, mutilation and destruction

assasinofdemise is a real prick

assasinofdemise by bob frapples December 24, 2004

Assessination 

(n.) The process of assessinating.

Britney Spears' nervous breakdown could be called a media assessination.

Assessination by SimpleCreature May 19, 2010

Sanity Assasin 

(noun) A Sanity Assasin is defined as a person, organization or an event by which the "sanity" of the unsuspecdting public can be eviscerated, derailed, decimated or even completely obliterated by a visciously random or premeditated act of sheer terror carried out with extreme venegeance.

That sanity assasin FEMA is making millions of coffins, storing them in rural areas and operating hundreds of concentration camps within the United States in preparation for an impending change in direction for our "democracy". This will happen through mandatory innoculations, flu shots etc. as Bill Gates suggested be institued to begin reducing the prospective world population by 10-15% within 10 years.

Sanity Assasin by Alfonso T. Watt January 12, 2011

the assassin 

When the first and ring finger are pressed together with the middle finger resting on top, and all are shoved into a girl's fuzzy flounder.

Dude, I totally assassinated that bitch last night! Chalk up another one for Brockman!

the assassin by Brockman, Fedor, and Portabelli September 6, 2003

Assassin 

To have sex with someone from behind (anal/vaginal) and pull out at the last second and shoot your load in the back of thier head.

You should try the assassin on your girlfriend tonight.

Dude.. I fuckin' assassinated that bitch last night. (past tense)

Assassin by 3ntrails August 3, 2008