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Garrett sanders 

The biggest and coolest kid in the school his birthday is also on 9/11
Bro1: Bro, isn’t that Garrett sanders

Bro 2:Bro, he is so cool Bc he juuls

Bro 1: Bro, your cappin

Bro 2: nah Bro straight Facs

Bro 1: but I also heard he got no friends

Bro 2:probably Facs

Bro 1: yeah bro he a poodle
Garrett sanders by Poodles4life November 20, 2019

Garrett Stevenson 

Garrett Stevenson is quite simply one of the best friends you will have. This is due to his simp characteristics. He will always stop what he is doing in a heartbeat for any girl, as long as he likes you. Garrett Stevenson also has very very protective parents, his parents will do anything it takes to keep him inside away from friends which makes Garrett Stevenson a little antisocial but what he lacks in social skills he makes up for in his previously mentioned superior simp skills. His simping skills are maxed to the highest they can be, he won’t stop simping until he gets what he desires.
Dang bro you were really being a garrett stevenson when you were talking to that girl earlier.
Garrett Stevenson by JShottt November 28, 2019

Garrett Kimzey 

A Garrett Kimzey is a somtimes nice person but is always very needy and is a big lier. A garrett is amazing with girls . Relationship s with a Garrett never last wrong

garrett kimzey 

a person with 20 girlfriends and has the IQ of a wooden plank
garrett kimzey by h123abch September 8, 2020

Garrett Ginner

Garrett Ginner by Trippple December 9, 2020

Garrett Oakes 

A hot white guy that’s around 5’5 who is very athletic but can pull any girl he looks some how
Garrett Oakes by anonymous January 26, 2021