Mother

The only woman in the world who will still cradle you in her arms even if you've stabbed her loving heart each time you've hung up her calls, thrown away her delicious food just because your friends thought Subway was cool; got a red-ink stained progress report; told her to go away in the presence of your apparently 'cool' friends, ignored her for telling you to do your school work before play; taking juvenile revenge on her for only protecting you from the seemingly harmless evils in the world around you.

And still say she loves you and you will always be her child, no matter what.

It's not just the placenta that forms a bond between a mother and a child.

It's the mother herself who loves her child unconditionally.

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I love my mother and I absolutely hate myself because I am yehdjncmsaoajeu (aka doesn't deserve to be my mother's child)

Mother by iHEARTShiaLaBeouf September 29, 2010

mathemagician 

An old man in a robe and a pointy star hat who uses his arcane powers to make the distributive law of arithmetic fun, with limited success.

The mathemagician smiled. "2*(3+8) = 22, indeed! You have chosen wisely, young apprentice! Soon you will be ready to face the division dragon!"

mathemagician by mothwentbad January 6, 2009

yippie kay yay mother fucker 

An awesome phrase originating from the Die Hard movies.

Yippie kay yay mother fucker *shoots and kills man*

yippie kay yay mother fucker by yippiekayyaymotherfuckerdiehar April 7, 2010

Yippee ki-ay, motherfucker! 

see Bruce Willis, to be used when confronted with terrorists in either a plane, or hostage office building situation...

when having just blown some terrorist fecker up, in a moment of 'cool' boastfullness that follows, and said to noone in paticular since your combatting the terrorist world alone...
"Yippee ki-ay, motherfucker!"

Yippee ki-ay, motherfucker! by Jadey July 25, 2008

Mail Mother Fucker 

Phrase used in the movie Eurotrip as an annocement that he got mail

BEEP BEEP MAIL MOTHER FUCKEr

Mail Mother Fucker by joe shmit July 8, 2004

mother from another brother 

A sister that treats a brother like their own child.

The sister trying to manhandle him pretty much shows she's a mother from another brother

mother from another brother by 10pm January 10, 2010

Mothers of Invention

A rock band of the mid-to-late 1960s. The best known member was Frank Zappa. The band made six albums and did three tours, but was not economically successful, which led to such musical gems as "No Commercial Potential".

As musicians, however, the band was very successful and influenced much of late-'60s American rock. Among their better-known songs were "Brain Police", "suzy creamcheese", and "Kansas".

"Mothers" were too cool for America; hell, they were too cool for earth.

Mothers of Invention by zappafan July 11, 2004