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Melissa is a well known gorgeous girl and she knows it. With model features She is full of confidence and is well known by all, she inspires others with her soul and good intentions She is spontaneous and carefree. She party’s like there’s no tomorrow but She is loyal and will always go all out to making people happy. You’d be lucky to date or have a friend like her.
Have you seen Melissa she is gorgeous 😍
I wish I had her style and looks
Melissa by Big time stoner April 5, 2021
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Melissa...she is a thicky Nicky and don’t give two shits about fake people. She’s the type of girl to whoo you with her sexual eyes and tittes. She’s hilarious and will make you pee your panties until you coochie starts to smell like pescado. Don’t ever lose this dumb bitch because after she’s gone there will be a gaping hole in your heart that will never go away until you decide to end it all.
Example 1:Hey who’s that girl over there??

Oh that’s Melissa!

Can you tell her to stfu!!?!

Example 2: hey who should I play shoot’em up games with?

Oh def play with Melissa!
Melissa by Thick to the nick February 26, 2020
There aren’t enough words in any language to describe Melissa.

She’s wonderfully caring and loyal, though she is a bit quiet. That’s okay, though! She’s perfect the way she is. She always knows what to say and absolutely lights up when you and her start talking about things she enjoys. She’s always there to support and motivate you, and is a great secret keeper so you can always confide in her. But don’t hurt her because that’s a shitty move and you’ll regret it.
Melissa is the only one I can talk to here!
Melissa by storytravelled July 18, 2020
Melissa is a creation of god. She is the perfection in person.
Melissa is perfect
Melissa by Perfect b!tch November 21, 2021
Melissa: A person who makes you go crazy if you break up.
Melissa broke up with him and he went crazy and beat up his house…melissa has that million dollar pussy I guess hahaha.
Melissa by Ohsmellycat December 7, 2022
Melissa is a pretty Girl who has a very very nice character and she's very funny and have a nice style
Melissa by stern78 January 2, 2017
The nicest person you’ll ever meet. She’s also beautiful and funny. She’s just the person for you. Melissa is Greek and means bee.
Friend: I’m not sure who I like
Me: Choose Melissa! The best person you’ll ever meet
Melissa by Lissa200 May 21, 2018