Wheeler 

the term used to describe ejaculating onto one's own face or specifically into one's own eye.

a Wheeler is an action usually performed between two people, the second party not recieving the actual Wheeler but assisting in the "arrival" of the term.

A Wheeler is a term one usually wouldn't wish to be associated with, causing embarresment and in extreme cases expulsion from a social network.

Oh no, Charles did you do a wheeler?
you didn't did you?
that's so embarressing.

Wheeler by Percival Blugeon October 12, 2007

wheeler 

One who loves bum and getting pwned by ultra nubz0rz. Also, loves taking gay porn pictures with a camera phone. Being wheeler must include a lopsided head and many other gay features.

Wheeler got pwned by ladenheim.

wheeler by Toasted Toast April 28, 2005

wheeler 

someone who refuses to wipe their butt after pooing, and therefore has dried, crusty flakes of poo in their butt nonstop. These flakes often fall out, creating a poop trail making wheelers easy to discover.

You can always tell when Wheeler was here...

I like butt cause i'm wheeler!

wheeler by bobby boby and billy May 2, 2005

Wheeler 

Someone who spends a lot of time in their bedroom, doing who knows what. They are probably playing video games or touching themselves, for that is all they do. Not to be confused with someone successful.

- Hey did you see Joe last weekend?
- No, I think he spent last week in his bedroom, eating pizza and crap alone.
- Man, its a shame he turned into a Wheeler.

Wheeler by WashingtonDCscholars August 11, 2011

wheeler 

a gay narb with a lopsided head and ADD who live to take it up the but and red rockets. Wheelers suck butt at halo 2 and alwyas gte pwned. typically, wheelers are jewish and nazis.

wheeler loves butt!

wheeler luvs dinky!

wheeler by mcspanky April 29, 2005

Wheeler 

Weiner

I'm gonna give his wheeler a jimone.

Wheeler by Cindy jimmy October 7, 2019

wheeler 

Patrick Sean Wheeler I of Lawrence Massachusetts a.k.a. Lord of the flame; a p. wheels or wheeler is one insane individual who lives for chaos and destruction, whether by huge fires or explosions, or dangerous car driving, or a person who just can't get any sex.

Oh look at that poor wheeler no matter how hard he tries he can't fuck her.

wheeler by Bennie December 7, 2004