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More basic than a two piece jigsaw puzzle 

A way of describing the most basic looking guys/girls.
Yo Phil that bitch is more basic than a two piece jigsaw puzzle.

your mom in a two piece 

an insult that can be used at any time refferring to your mother in a two piece bathing suit. similar to "YOUR MOM."
one kid: Man, i heard you were a little bitch.
The other kid: Your mom in a two piece.
your mom in a two piece by evan c November 11, 2007

THE TWO PIECE McNUGGET MEAL

while both balls are in the gina, rub one off on her stomach, dip nuggets in the sauce and proceed to put nuggets in her mouth.
What do mean the six piece mcnugget, try the two piece mcnugget meal bitch!

The Two-Piece

A good suck and handy performed in tandem

two-cent piece

(Noun)- Referring to fecal matter in the act of waste disposal; also known as dropping the kids off at the pool.
"I gotta go drop a two-cent piece." "Damn, that grub's got two-cent pieces rollin' down my leg"
two-cent piece by Wing Master Ding January 16, 2007

piece of meat with two eyes 

A useless person that contributes nothing useful in any kind of capacity. A waste of air, a hunk of flesh that occupies space and little else. Sometimes considered a slug of a person, or a lazy slob. The addition of "with two eyes" signifies a human being.
Person 1: Look at that slob... he's nothing but a piece of meat with two eyes.
Person 2: About as useful as a hamburger layin' on a bun...