Timming 

Obsessing over minutiae entirely outside the scope of a given class. Particularly in the realm of tax or torts.

"Bro - what if we have an opportunity to deduct subsidized, tax-exempt bobcats that were part of the IUP Foundation?"

"You are Timming so hard right now."

Timming by TimIsSuchASpaz April 13, 2017

Timming 

A sensual head massage, usually from a large friendly German man. The masseuse must be called Tim, or at least referred to as Tim for the duration of the timming.

“Oh look, he’s timming that girl again”

Timming by DJ-Bashment March 21, 2019

timming 

Trying really hard to figure something out, but getting bogged down in the tiniest of details or similar, but irrelevant ideas. Usually results in going down a rabbit hole and confusing the individual trying to figure that something out.

John tried to figure out the answer to 4+4, but ended up timming so hard when he started theorizing how numbers and equations were created. John ended up confused and never figured out the answer to 4+4 because he timmed so hard.

timming by TimmyJams August 10, 2017

Tommying 

Pretending to not hear your friends while they're talking right to your face and then going to with someone else.

Past Tense: Tommied

Michael: Hey Tommy it's been too long since I last saw you!
Tommy: .....
Michael: Hey are you listening to me?
Tommy: Oh hey, George!
Michael: That fat sack of shit just got away with Tommying me.

Tommying by Fukboii May 19, 2016

Toming

Being oblivious of having a boner (a tom) and it being noticed by everyone even having pictures taken of it.

"Hey did you see the pictures from the party?"
"No"
"Did you like the girl you were dancing with?"
"She was repulsing I almost threw up"
"But bro you're Toming in this picture!"

Toming by Concerned Photographer January 21, 2012

Twomming 

Twomming can legit be anything

Person 1: I'm a real mf ong i'm Twomming
Person 2: What does it mean to be Twomming
Person 1: it can be anything you want it to mean

Twomming by MonoTwom June 10, 2022

tommying 

The act of tricking someone into looking at gay porn by disguising a hyperlink as a youtube or other internet link.

Stephen was tommying his friends when he accidently clicked on the link, seeing the gay porn for himself.

tommying by The Rummelnator November 22, 2009