national slap a titty day

On May 1st we celebrate national slap a titty day. The name explains it all.. slap some tits.

"James stop slapping titties"
"I can't it's national slap a titty day"

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National send titty day

September 3rd-5th is the days you ask a girl to send a picture/video of her tits and she MUST send it.

Boy-“Aye girl you know today is September 4th which is national send titty day so gone head.”
Girl-“Aw fuck. Here man.”
-Send video of them titties

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Hey, it’s national flash a titty day, lmk see one of em

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National pop a titty is a yearly tradition where on January 27th ladies should pop a titty for guys

Person 1: hey it’s National pop a titty day
Girl: ok and?
Person 1: so pop a titty
Girl: ugh fine

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“DIDNT you hear? It’s October 19! That’s means it’s pop a titty day!

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On June 28th all thy tithes shall be popped , for the nipples shall be free, let freedom ring !!!!

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