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Theodore Bagwell 

The most seductive and sexiest character on the TV show Prison Break. Played by actor Robert Knepper, Theodore Bagwell (nicknamed "T-Bag") is a sociopath convicted of rape, murder, kidnapping, and countless other crimes.

Although T-Bag is from Alabama, he's not a stereotypical trailer trashbag. His molesting father made him memorize words from the dictionary when he was a child, so T-Bag is now a linguistic genius. He also has this alluring, seductive southern accent which can make your panties wet.
"I'd like to be raped by Theodore Bagwell."
Theodore Bagwell by ilovetbag January 21, 2009
Teodoro
T is for tender, loving nature.

E is for endear, all those you touch.

O is for old fashioned, you cherish the past.

D is for dream, your beacon ahead.

O is for ornate, nothing plain here!

R is for reasonable, your understanding way.

O is for outlook, pleasing to all.
Teodoro by King Velázquez December 11, 2016

Hemilda Theodore 

The most beautiful woman in the world. She's totally pretty and intelligent. Everyone is interested in her
omg she looks like Hemilda Theodore
Hemilda Theodore is so pretty
Hemilda Theodore by Franclyn February 7, 2021

theodorable 

usually used sarcastically; something that is so adorable that anyone named theo or theodore must take part in it
theo: hahaha i'm so cute right?
annie: -eyeroll- lol, right. yer THEODORABLE.
deva: lololololol
theodorable by asphyxiated February 6, 2008

Theodore 

Friend X: YO witch ones getting the best head

Us:THEODORE YOU FOOL
Theodore by Chad Thunder Cock October 11, 2019

Theodorism 

Theodorist believes that out of all 3 chipmunks Theodore is in fact getting the best head.
”Sir? Have you by any chance wondered which one of these chipmunks is experiencing the most pleasurable blow job. I’m sure that it’s Alvin by the looks of it”
”As a true believer of Theodorism I’m afraid I must disagree with you”
Theodorism by dreiski September 19, 2019