greasing the peach

The female equivalent of a man
getting an erection.

I just saw this hot guy walk by and
I’m really greasing the peach!

greasing the peach by KK8Ball March 9, 2023

Soften the peach

To get the pussy wet

You get a few drinks in her to soften the peach and she'll be good to go!

Soften the peach by Swampguzzler March 11, 2019

Splitting the peach 

reference to oral sex or intercourse with a woman

Hey mang, what are you doing for short change?
Answer : I thought id take the ol lady out for dinner and then for dessert i was thinking of splitting the peach

Splitting the peach by Shakyshooter May 7, 2011

Monkey steals the peach 

1- the act of ripping someone's bollocks off
2- the group responsible for the song "Guitar Hero"

1- oww! someone used "monkey steals the peach" on me
2- hey, did you hear Monkey Steals the Peach? man they are EPIC

Monkey steals the peach by Get on ma horse October 29, 2009

Painting the peach 

A sex act which involves the male pulling his penis out of the vagina and cumming on the outside. The male then uses his penis to spread the semen all over the outside of the vagina, almost like painting a canvas.

“I didn’t want to get her pregnant, so I pulled out and started painting the peach”.

Painting the peach by tcnt20 December 14, 2019

Play in the peach 

The art of performing any sexual activity that involves a vagina. The desire, or want to please a woman.

Could also be used to describe sex with a woman.

"Last night I got to play in the peach."

Or...
"I'm trying to get Gina to let me play in the peach."

Play in the peach by Ciremt October 24, 2017

Meech the Peach 

IS THE WORST YOUTUBER!!! ITSFUNNEH IS BETTER! MEECH THE PEACH SUCKSSSS!

Meech the Peach, you stink!

Meech the Peach by FACTS ARE JUST A FRIENDS May 22, 2021