I'm the daddy of the mack daddy
His are left in gold, maybe
Ain't no homie gonna play me, top celebrity man
No no we don't die
Yes we mul-ti-ply
Anyone test will hear the fat lady sing
Act like you know, G go
I know what Bo don't know
Touch them up and go, uh-oh
Ch-ch-chang chang

daddy of the mac daddy by pebz June 21, 2004

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not the baby daddy dance

The dance that black and white males do when they realize they are not the daddy of a baby from a whore they slept with twice. This can often be seen on the Maury show when a paternity test is taken. Often the mother says she is 125% sure to 250% the baby is his, but then is shut down as the man performs the baby daddy dance.

Maury: you are not the father
Man: ahhh damn wacth me dance this one out
woman:its lying its not true i was 200% shore

" djew see that guy bust that not the baby daddy dance? yeah he played that one right out.

not the baby daddy dance by purplestickypunch88 May 24, 2007

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driggle the diggle daddy

The most sexiest, racist, homophobic, cock sucker, and best fingerer you will ever see.

Person 1: Woah have you ever heard of Driggle the Diggle Daddy?

Person2: Oh yeah, he is all over the news, he’s my role model for sure!

driggle the diggle daddy by Driggle the Diggle Daddy August 4, 2022

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fuck me in the ass daddy oh yes

when your dad forcefully inserts his penis into your anus cavity while stapling your testicles together while you gasp for air, choking on your own pre cum

fuck me in the ass daddy oh yes was amazing last night

fuck me in the ass daddy oh yes by cockwhore December 9, 2016

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