squeeze the bean burrito
squeeze the bean burrito by Cozza Ol' M8 January 21, 2019
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THE BEAN BURRITO
You have anal sex with a girl so your dick is all covered in feces, then wrap it in a tortilla and make her deep throat it
THE BEAN BURRITO by CHINGCHONG6969 October 19, 2008
The Horny Burrito
the horny burrito is a sexual position in which the male is lying on the ground and the female is on top. it is so named because while the female is on top she is eating a burrito specifically from chipotle. many find arousal in this position because fixins from the burrito fall and the female lick them up seductively creating a greater sense of sexuality. The horny burrito can also be performed in gymnasiums for added sexual arousal.
The Horny Burrito by hornyasanything June 21, 2009
the microwave burrito effect
That feeling you have when bicycling in cold weather. Sweaty on the outside, yet somehow still cold on the inside.
The microwave burrito effect occurs when you ride up a big hill on a cold day and you want to take off your jacket because it's sweaty and sticking to you but you are still cold enough to keep it on.
the microwave burrito effect by emilysmith2000 November 14, 2013
The Saddest Burrito
When an animal or person stretches in a log-like pose, with a mournful, pouty look. (A taco, chalupa, or chimichanga can be inserted to indicate a size variant.)
Dude was the saddest burrito when he realized that the only action he was going to see was Die Hard and Doritos.
The Saddest Burrito by SunshineZombieGirl March 30, 2018
The Golden Burrito
When you urinate on your partner and wrap them up in a blanket. To top it off, cum on them and sprinkle with a little cilantro.
The Golden Burrito by Lisaharv September 4, 2015
burrito in the fridge
Similar to "elephant in the room".
A metaphorical idiom for an obvious truth that is being ignored or goes unaddressed.
A metaphorical idiom for an obvious truth that is being ignored or goes unaddressed.
burrito in the fridge by rotatingrocks February 1, 2012