the oxy-clean

This is where you ejaculate/nut on a chicks face then squirt some liquid laundry detergent on top of your cum. "please use with every load.

I the oxy-cleaned my girlfriend last night.

the oxy-clean by big pimpin mac bitch September 13, 2009

mr harris of the oxford university 

what a lad

mr harris of the oxford university is a legend

mr harris of the oxford university by skyeeagle17 March 4, 2019

The Oxford, PA

Proceeding to give a guy head while in the men's bathroom while the security guard watches intently, drooling, with a hand down his pants and a finger up his bum, and his third leg acting as a kickstand. (May or may not include a camera).

Pastor: What is going on in the bathroom?

Altar Boy: The women's choir is giving the Oxford, PA to the AA group.

The Oxford, PA by Pastor Alan February 14, 2017

The Oxon Hill Headboard Incident from 1992 

This was a terrifying, potentially catastrophic, event that happened in the summer of 1992. This is when two people break into a hotel room to fuck and destroy everything in the room as a drunk accident including pouring whiskey all over the guys dick and sucking him off. Raunchy shit. During the sex the headboard falls off and panic ensues. The girl almost suffocates and suffers a bloody nose. Both parties panic. Then the actual owners of the room key in and the other party flees while the new couple is forced to clean up blood whiskey and semen. It’s awful.

Bro, shit was a disaster last night. We broke into a hotel room last night and turned that place into a crime scene. It reminded me of The Oxon Hill Headboard Incident from 1992. No shit, the owners opened the door as we cleaned up the blood and we had to run out of there naked. It was ugly.

The Oxon Hill Headboard Incident from 1992 by Larry and Rex and Benny October 15, 2018

Getting the oxen out of my bed 

An excuse to get someone to shut up.

"Hey how was your day?"
"Sorry, I'm getting the oxen out of my bed."
"Oh, alright."

Getting the oxen out of my bed by boopsnoop August 6, 2021

The Oxford 

verb. To insert both fists, both vaginally and anally simultainusly, followed by suductive jabs in rapid sucession. Not for the faint of heart see double fist

"He fliped me on my stomach, grabbed the Crisco, and slipped me The Oxford till the break of dawn..."

The Oxford by pimpdaddyflash March 5, 2005

The Oxford 

An old mans pub, inhabited by losers.

I would never go to The Oxford, what a shit pub.

The Oxford by Pete January 26, 2005