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The Canterbury Quaker Shaker 

Holding onto your penis during an earthquake of a magnitude of 7.1 or greater, and riding out the earthquake in guilt free pleasure; letting nature take it's course.
Q: How did you survive the Canterbury Earthquake on Sept 4th, 2010?

A: I gripped onto my penis for dear life; The Canterbury Quaker Shaker.
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the career ender

the act of stapling your scrotum to your leg.
the career ender by heartagram82 November 5, 2003

Blowing the cartridge 

Another way of saying you got a blowjob. This phrase is in reference to how when a cartridge based videogame wasn't working, you blew on the inside of it to remove dust.
Adam had a rough day at work. So his girlfriend started blowing the cartridge for him.

I hope the cartel kills you in the most brutal way possible 

Hating someone so much you hope they die to the cartel
Person 1 : Fuck you i hope you die
Person 2 : I hope the cartel kills you in the most brutal way possible
Person 1 : :(

Lord Cartier the 3rd 

Lord Cartier the 3rd also known as King Vamp or Playboi Carti invented music and his own language called Cartinese 🧛🏿
Virgin: Yo what chu listening to?
Chad: Lord Cartier the 3rd
Virgin: you mean that gay ass vamp carti?
Chad shot him in the chest 27 times

The Smurf Cartel

A term used to represent the Smurfs and/or their franchise.
You can bid farewell to the Smurf Cartel, and remember well the name of Gargamel.

Ivy the animal take carer 

Ivy is the best person to take care of your pets. She is extremely responsible and trustable.
“Hey, do you know any one who would baby sit my hamster?”
“Yah man! I know just the person. Ivy, She the best! She can watch any animals! My turtle is so happy and he loves her! Totally recommend!!”
Ivy the animal take carer best animal baby sitter ever!