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The Backrooms

If you're not careful and you "noclip" out of reality in the wrong areas, you'll end up in the Backrooms, where it's nothing but the stink of old moist carpet, the madness of mono-yellow, the endless background noise of fluorescent lights at maximum hum-buzz, and approximately six hundred million square miles of randomly segmented empty rooms to be trapped in
God save you if you hear something wandering around nearby because it sure as hell has heard you.

The Backrooms are an alternate dimension, but one that is not like many other alternate dimensions in the universe. While others seem to be pocket dimensions that are linked to our own reality, the Backrooms runs deep INSIDE our own reality, meaning there is no physical way to enter it. Rather, a person enters the Backrooms when in a state of deep despair, or during sleep.
Man I dreamed about The Backrooms, it was so trippy.
The Backrooms by HarrisonWells September 22, 2020

STEAL THE BACON

A game played in Harlem in which teams try to grab an object and get back to base without being tagged.
Teams line up, facing one another, about 30 feet apart. The object (e.g. a stick) is placed at the mid-point between the two lines. A "caller" stands to the side and calls out players by number, by odds or evens, or "all in" and the designated players run to the middle, each trying to STEAL THE BACON (grab the stick) and run back to their line without being tagged by an opposing player. Hours of fun.
STEAL THE BACON by bells110 April 8, 2009

Kickin' it in the Back Seat 

To take part in sexual activities in the backseat of a car that is being driven by someone without them knowing of the activities occurring in the backseat.
I hate it when my friend and his girlfriend are kickin' it in the back seat. I wasn't expecting to see that in the rear view mirror.

From the back 

Sexual intercorse where the male is putting his penis in the female from the back side area into the coochie
From the back by Tiffany November 9, 2003

knock the back out of

This is normally associated with sexual intercourse carried out at a rough and vigorous pace (most commonly doggy-style), although it can be associated with any activity where it is performed with gusto. This means that you did whatever it was you were doing with particular enthusiasm and/or speed
Good morning Casper. I had a cracking time knocking the back out of Lady Clementine Smyth last night

or

Gadzooks, I could certainly knock the back out of a few glasses of Moet this evening
knock the back out of by Cockles August 29, 2006

The Backrooms

The backrooms are an endless set of office cubicle styled rooms set in a plane slightly agitated from normal reality.

The action of reaching the backrooms is described as "no-clipping" out of reality but there is no natural way to do this.
People who end up in the backrooms are subject to what can only be considered a glitch in reality and cannot be called at fault.
Ending up in the backrooms happens by completely random chance and can happen to anyone.

The backrooms are considered a place that you end up when reality has corrected and irregularity while someone was inside the zone of this irregularity but the zone does not contain area in a normal space and can be compared to how fifth dimensional objects are perceived from the fourth dimension.
Though the backrooms cannot be escaped by any normal means any living being can perform, there are several different fates that can occur while wandering the backrooms.
Nobody wants to go to The Backrooms.
The Backrooms by SonicsBox June 26, 2021