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Person who does massive shit at parties, stinks out full house and blames it on James Miller.
Here comes Tanker, cant believe that he blamed that on James Miller
Tanker by fh2314 October 29, 2019
Tanker is an amazing person Tanker is kind, loving, caring, and most of all perfect in every way Tanker is the kind of person that can make you smile by just thinking about them Tanker is loved by many people. They try to cheer you up when you are at your low times and they will always take care of you. If you find a Tanker hold on as long as you can you can never find another person like Tanker
Can I have a hug Tanker? I’m having a bad day :(
Tanker by Pickynicki November 23, 2021
Person: TANKER is so hot
June: i know, now back off
TANKER by sleepyjune September 18, 2022
A fat shit that squeezes out of a tight brown asshole.
Sorry mom I can’t get the groceries I am taking a tanker.
Tanker by Chicus ricus March 17, 2024
Tanker who plays a lot
I know him he is a massive tanker
Tanker by Tanking around June 9, 2024

Tanker Tits 

A woman who has larger than average breasts. Nice looking, and firm. Not TOO big, but enough to catch you eyes.
Erik: "Damn, that girl has got some Tanker Tits on her"
Alex: "Where? Oh there she is.. Oh yea, for sure"
Erik:" yea, that's right."