The Talladega Bench Press

The Crabcore move which consists of all guitar players (including bass) lifting their instruments behind their heads, then bringing them back down in synchronized fashion. Most likely during a breakdown. You will be lucky to see more than one of these per show.

--at concert--
Friend #1: "dude!! did you see what they just did with their guitars!?"
Friend #2: "Haha yeah man, that's The Talladega Bench Press"

The Talladega Bench Press by crab[core]man November 7, 2010

Cal Norton Jr. (Talladega Nights) 

When you have sex with a women who has passed out, most likey due to severe inebreation. This does not include an instance where date rape drugs where used, only from the women's lack of self control. The Cal Norton pertains to a woman who has suggested sex only to pass out, as well as when a women passes out during sex and you decide the job is worth finishing.

For those who enjoy the occassional Cal Norton Jr., an excellent method is to nudge your hubby as she sleeps while suggesting sex. She may respond with a delerious grunt/sigh of apporoval. Congradulations, time for a Cal Norton Jr.

The Cal Norton Jr. is a complex and delicate interation, demonstrating the true passion between only the most intimate of lovers.

origin-NASCAR Country

Woman: (Cries of extacy as you pound her, savagley)

Man: Grunts of manly delight

Woman: ZZZZZZZZ

Man: Hmmm, what the hell? (He decides to resume the smash fest)

This is a classic example of the always enjoyable and unbelievably classy, Cal Norton Jr. (Talladega Nights). Yea Boi!

Cal Norton Jr. (Talladega Nights) by CavemanBossDoot July 7, 2011

taladega night 

Having your first sexual experience in a moving car
with no one at the wheel

Last night I had me a Taladega Night with jamie

taladega night by codysexysaurus June 7, 2007

Talladeja-vu 

Any time you are convinced you saw Michael Waltrip cause or be involved in a wreck, even when he wasn't in the race.

Joe: "Dang it! Waltrip just caused <insert driver name> to crash!"

Bill: "Joe, are you having Talladeja-vu? Waltrip retired last year."

Talladeja-vu by 3DDD April 21, 2011

tallegas 

Mexican Chicano slang for ball sack or laziness

Hurry up tallegas get your ass in gear, tallegas cut the grass !

tallegas by Tio teeth September 1, 2017

talledega dick head 

a penis that is ran over by a race car and left with skid marks, its actually when u shit and use ur dick to whipe so it looks like skid marks.

Wow i heard Johnny did a talledega dick head with charlie video taping him!!!!

talledega dick head by Marro123 November 12, 2007

taladega shower

This is when a woman has unprotected anal sex with a man (that she doesn't know)and then he ejaculates on her face.

Jill met Jack on a cruise and that same night they were having unprotected anal sex and just as he was about to come he pulled out and ejaculated all over her face. Jill received a Taladega shower.

taladega shower by soodamnjuicy July 5, 2011