"Pobum" - when trying to say "Fuck you."
"Spatula Corsa" when trying to say "You fucking twat, you just cut me up in your shitty
little Corsa."
"Trolley cunt beer mug" when trying to say "Oh Christ, Tekken is hard!"
To all of these, anyone listening might respond: "Wow, that'
s some completely
random swearing!"