steroids

Chemical way to change your male gender to female.

I took steroids, my cock n' balls shrinked and formed a nice vulva, and since I started to develope breasts I think I'll be street prostitute.

steroids by Lord Cthulhu September 12, 2003

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The key to adding slabs of fake muscle to your body, and also to becoming a pro bodybuilder.

Yo I took my Austrian Brand steroids today and gained 5 lbs of muscle! But my dick shrank an inch...

steroids by Jenkins December 6, 2003

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stuff that almost every single athlete takes that makes them grow boobs.

when takin steroids, men grow "moobs" man boobs. Ex. man are you takin steroids cuz u growin moobs.

steroids by Eenya September 13, 2006

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Steroids

Someone who cheats on homework or gets it from the net and appears to be really smart to the teachers.

"Billy,Alec, and David are such steroids, they get there answers from the internet and our teacher still thinks they are geniuses!"

Steroids by Shuligan September 28, 2005

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The way Paul Bunyan became the greatest lumberjack who every lived.

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Proof that bulls have more balls than humans. The people making the point that bullfighting is not a real sport know what they're talking about.

The guys busted for steroids said they were bull lovers, not bull fighters.

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A person who uses an unnecessary amount of steroids to impress other people.

Friend: Dude... that guys veins look like damn water hoses man...
Me: I know, its cause hes a fucking steroids muncher

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