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Scripting 

In fifa when you feel as though you have no control of the game no matter what you do. Like the game result has already been written or in this game scripted.
Person 2 is winning 2-0 in the 80th min of a fifa game.

Person 1 "How many shots have you had this game?"

Person 2 "2"

Person 1 "I've had 11 with 3 crossbars and a post this half!"

Person 2 "U mad bro?"

Person 1 "Nah EA is just scripting again"

other examples of scripting are when your opponent scored 45th or 90th minute goals, or when you miss sweaty goals or other usual guarantee goals.
Scripting by lighting15 January 11, 2013
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Side Skrimping

The act of cutting in line while stepping sideways in the manner of a crab like crustacean this can also be used to describe the actions of the animal its self
.1 Man that fucker just side skrimpt us!
.2 Dude that crab is side skrimping like a mother fucker! Look at how fast he is! LOOK AT EM!
Side Skrimping by Crimcrams March 28, 2019

Scraping the glue 

The act of scraping crusty semen off the underside of a desk belonging to a former co-worker whose constant masturbation got them fired.
Margot watched in horror as Mike started scraping the glue from Jason’s old desk.

scribbing 

Gently rubbing the fur off kiwifruit so you can eat the skin.
"have you finished scribbing the fruit yet?"
scribbing by Evilkinevils May 21, 2016

gut scraping 

Gut scraping is a term used for a very deep fisted vagina,the hand can be pushed so far into the recipient that the fist can been seen to bw scraping the inner wall of the epidermis.
my shoulder muscle is killing me mate

why ?
i had this proper loose chick last night and she could only come if i was gut scraping her,i thought a wristing would be enough but no no no she had a large caverous clunge.

Scraping Scalps 

Similar to Snatching Wigs, it's the extra UMPH. It's when I wig is snatched so fiercely, quickly, and with such unrepentant prejudice, that the hoes clutch their pearls and hold tightly onto their lacefronts when said scalp-scraper enters the room so that they may be able to hold onto their Remy for another week.
The fact that Adele can outsell all other artists while sitting on her chair shows that snatching wigs can be done my many artists, but scraping scalps is an artform.

Scraping the popcorn ceiling 

A job so unpleasant, that no one wants to do.
Boring work.
Hard work, time consuming job.
... let’s those newbies scraping the popcorn ceiling!
... the salary is great , but all the work There is like scraping the popcorn ceiling...