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roached egg 

small multi-colour plastic egg containing a roll of 50 pieces of roach material

keeps said roach dry & safe.
"10 benson, king size silver rizla & a roached egg please m8"
roached egg by Justine Thyme April 9, 2009

roached in

Somebody being somewhere they aren't wanted or shouldn't be.
I went to the bar bathroom to do some blow when Joey roached in and asked for a bump.
roached in by PhillipPPC April 26, 2016

roached-up 

Being "roached-up" means to be living in close confines, or to be living with another person, or people, with very little extra room or space. Hillbillies are often "roached-up" in trailer parks. Porch monkeys can often be found "roached-up" in a project. Typically, the people who are "roached-up" don't live with a very high standard of living. Rather they live like cockroaches, form which the phrase is derived.
1. Look at those hillbillies roached-up in that old school bus. I'm not sure which structure is the chicken coop!

2. Those niggers are roached-up in the ghetto. Lets avoid that neighborhood so that we don't get capped in a drive-by shooting.
3. The young college kids roached-up in a dorm room and played on-line computer games. It is good to see them getting full value for their college education!
roached-up by Rook's Buddy June 10, 2010

roached off 

Meaning to stand a person up (often to do somthing else or be with someone else) but more informal.
How come you didnt meet Vicky today, you got roached off?
roached off by Tom R December 17, 2005

Papa Roached 

When someone asks you if you want to do something with them but you find out that they have asked eveyone else before coming to you. You are their "Last Resort"
I got proper Papa Roached last weekend when Becky asked me to go clubbing after she found out everyone else was busy
Papa Roached by MeditatingLemur March 16, 2016

[APP]roached

after excessively routine
&/or prolonged App Use
or, "APProaching"
*In which, the App User
is left feeling SUCh an
incredible amount of
exhaustion & fatigue
that they LitteRaLLy
FeeL the Need to
physically & mentally
{Distance} >ThemSeLveS>
from the phone, computer, or device
that they are using to

"APProach" on/with.
I am feeling COMPLETELY

APProached and I need a Break.!
[APP]roached by BlakeSke January 23, 2019