Hermione's Purse 

When a naval is so deep it can hold illicit substances

Maccas naval is so deep it's like Hermione's Purse in Harry potter

Hermione's Purse by IndianaGandhi June 16, 2022

Gentlemen's purse 

A scrotum

Please do not kick me in my gentlemen's purse.

Gentlemen's purse by anonymous December 14, 2023

Grandma’s Purse

When two girls scissor with a crème saver candy between their vaginas.

(Curiosity of Dega)

Grandma’s purse is where I walked in on my grandma and her wife swapping crème savers back and forth between their purse

Grandma’s Purse by Talledega Nights October 19, 2025

Mermaid’s Purse

The scrotum of a dog after its testes have been removed via surgical neutering. Merriam Webster and Oxford differ on whether a Mermaid’s Purse that has been refilled with neuticles still qualifies for the definition.

After getting neutered, that previously manly Maltipoo, Sea Bass, is little more than a rabbit, popping around the yard with that Mermaid’s Purse.

Mermaid’s Purse by Jeb6720 January 25, 2026

lil' wayne's boot purse 

apperently its what lil' wayne keeps his pistol in when he walks around. its a very fashonable accessory which you can obtain by killing lil' wayne and prying it from his cold dead hands....good luck

"i got my gun in my boot purse"
lil' wayne's boot purse
from the song right above it by lil' wayne

lil' wayne's boot purse by will'wayne February 20, 2011

That's No Purse 

Slang that's used when there's no big deal. There's no change, as in currency and no big deal = no change, therefore not a big deal and no purse.

"My girlfriend said that her ex-boyfriend was no purse. The dude is 6'5'' and the nicest guy. What a liar"
"My dog ran away, but that's no purse!"

That's No Purse by themgates10 July 22, 2023

Mama's silk purse 

1. The female genitalia, i.e. the vulva or pudendum.
2. A piece o' cunt.

"Mama's silk purse looks like it's leaking about this time of the month."

Mama's silk purse by Mike Hawk, Esquire March 18, 2003