boyfriend proofing 

The act of hiding any objects you would rather your boyfriend did not see. These objects usually include cheesy movies, bad music, tampons, Bridget Jones pants, old toys (e.g. barbies, teddy bears you still sleep with, etc), retainers and posters of celebrities fitter than them.

Polly:Hey, can I come over later? I wanna watch Sex and the City.
Sophie:Sorry, just finished boyfriend proofing my room, all chick-flicks are in a box on top of my closet.
Polly: Ok, cool. Don't forget about Malibu Barbie!
Sophie: Oh shit yeah, and Mr Snuggles-chears for reminding me!

boyfriend proofing by sanoff January 19, 2011

Grian-Proofing

To create a machine, contraption or building and add specific features that would prevent a Grian from wanting to interact with it, to stop him from breaking it in a fraction of a second, or to keep him not wanting to use it.

Must be used in the context of Minecraft.

Grian-Proofing may also be done with specific items but trapping them with him knowing - anything would prevent a wild Grian from completely obliterating what you've just spent half your life on is a viable Grian-Proofing measure.

Guy1: "OK, I think I've nearly finished creating this massive item filter for redstone-only items"
Guy2: "Wait, remember to add a seperate item bin onto the end, that should Grian-proof it well enough to stop it from clogging,"
Guy1: "Oh yeah... I forgot about Grian-Proofing."

Grian-Proofing by billGatesButBetter September 12, 2019

izzy proofing 

literally just baby proofing it, nothing else just baby proofing it

random person: bro we gotta start izzy proofing the house, she's coming around soon
other random person: yeah we should do that, or she'll get to the knives like last time

izzy proofing by I_am_eeeeeeee411 December 13, 2022

fire proofing

- When a man or woman who has been rejected by another person continues to pursue that person and goes out of their way to win them over

- Making someone fall in love with you again.

- Giving someone a second chance when they don't deserve it

He is totally fire proofing her!

fire proofing by Wise owl May 15, 2013

Future-Proofin 

When a Youtuber stops making an argument mid video, to argue about potential stupid comments in the future.

When your best friends says "I think you act retarded. Not retarded in a mentally disabled way, but in a extremely stupid way."

And you reply "Man you're future-proofin so hard right now, just to not get called out by friends for saying the R word like that in 2021"

Future-Proofin by DaGOATWannabe July 11, 2021

ploofing 

Running so hard that you throw up during or immediately after a race. Also can be used to describe the "puke" that is ejected from the person and onto another runner.

He ran so hard during the cross country meet that he was ploofing nearly the whole time.

ploofing by D. Ploof October 22, 2009

Profing it 

Verb: inconveniantly accessing ones inventory during combat in an attempt to prove further uselessness

Im going to prof a synthesis.
hold on! Im profing it

Profing it by masterme21 June 29, 2015