pouring the milk first 

the wrong way. if you pour milk first you are a demon sent from hell. they will try to convert you, dont believe their lies! what if you pour too much milk? you cant just pick out the milk and keep the cereal! the only time you should be pouring the milk first is when its your 2nd bowl.

Tom: So how was your day?
John: It was awful, I saw a fucking demon pouring the milk first.
Tom: Oh god... I’m so sorry.

pouring the milk first by doilooklikemothertheresatoyou May 17, 2018

Pouring the milk before the cereal

Don't trust anybody that pours the milk fist they will corrupt you with their unrighteous ways. They are demons sent from darkest place in hell

My friend was pouring the milk before the cereal and she ended up being a demon

Pouring the milk before the cereal by big d 32 February 28, 2019

pouring salt down my neck 

When someone on the internet starts being salty towards another person for no reason, criticizes everything that person does, challenges them especially by saying they’re better than them.

Guy 1: Check this screenshot of an awesome thing I made in *random video game*
Guy 2: Sheesh! That’s super cool
Guy 3: Don’t say sheesh nerd, no one says that anymore. And I’m better than you are in that game, Guy 1
Guy 1: Jeez retard, stop pouring salt down my neck

pouring salt down my neck by BidensLaptop August 12, 2021

Pouring an Ollie 

Adding enough liquid THC to any caffeinated drink to make the total amount of caffeine and THC 180 mg or more

“Hey, man, I’m about to go pour an Ollie. You want one?”

“I’m pouring an Ollie in my Yerba mate.”

Pouring an Ollie by Kenny Kosmos April 13, 2022

pouring bitches outside 

Raining really hard.

Damn I just got my hair did and its pouring bitches outside!

pouring bitches outside by Nats68 September 19, 2009

Pouring milk first 

The action of suicidally adding milk to your bowl before cereal, anyone who may use this method of Gordon Ramsay-ing is a bounty... get recked

The people who follow this act usually have something wrong with them as it is very abnormal, unnecessary and stupid.

Not only that, anyone who has the guts to pour milk in first can be extremely voilent, so it is best to stay as far away as possible from them.

“Did you see him pouring milk first?,” Taylor Swift exclaimed.

“He’s a hoe,” Gordon Ramsay replied.

Pouring milk first by ImAHoeForSpongeBob May 6, 2019

pouring the milk first 

The wrong way to do it, if you pour milk first you're wrong because scientologists brainwashed you to think that.

babysitter: are you going to make your breakfast?
child: yeah, and i'm gonna pour the milk first -
babysitter: *dialing 911 and the FBI* HELP ME!!! SOME DEMON CHILD IS POURING THE MILK FIRST!!!

*10 MINUTES LATER*
Feds: FBI open up!
babysitter: BEGONE EVIL MILK-FIRSTER!

pouring the milk first by Obv troll is obvious January 18, 2021