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plucking the chicken 

to pluck ones, or anoters pubic hair.
Man, her braces were plucking the chicken last night.
plucking the chicken by Joey fink December 12, 2007

Plucking daisies

Trippin' hardcore over whether or not a female/male is into you.
"This girl, man, she got me plucking daisies."

Plucking the chicken 

That mental urge you get after a hard day at work. Very similar to tickling the pickle but ultimately better.

Plucking Plumbs 

An american english derrived turn of phrase , spoken with a britsh accent to state the fact that your friend, or your friends' friend is oxymoronically "fucking dumb"
I must say joe that rose of yours isn't the brightest in the box. She acts like shes Plucking Plumbs
Plucking Plumbs by jessejames'boi September 17, 2010

Plucking the turkey 

Conversation in the locker room after sports -

Bill: Hey Bob, nice job plucking the turkey!

Bob: Thanks Bill, it's a relief to know that the reason you are staring at my hairy beanbag with a raging hard-on is simply a platonic admiration for my skills with a straight razor!
Plucking the turkey by antron76 October 1, 2012

Plucking your nuts 

Sitting around doing nothing, not making yourself useful, procrastinating
Jared stop plucking your nuts dude, you have homework to do