Old Lady Perfume 

Cheap perfume that smells terrible and makes everyone except the perfume wearer sick. Usually worn by women who are 50 years of age or older. Tends to stick to hair and clothing.

"Susan stopped by last night and my whole house reeks like old lady perfume. She hugged me and I had to take a shower and wash my clothes to get it off me."

Greg: "It stinks in here, what is that?!"
Marsha: "Alice was just here and I'm pretty sure she bathed in old lady perfume this morning."
Greg: "Gross. Go take a shower."

Old Lady Perfume by mlamson January 7, 2011

old lady vagina 

pussy that that looks/tastes extremely nasty.

that twat looks like an old lady vagina! I will not eat that!

old lady vagina by willie989 January 18, 2010

old lady vagina 

a phrase to describe the most foul, nastiest odor.

ugh what is that wretched smell? whatever it is it smells like old lady vagina. nasty.

old lady vagina by mcshells February 18, 2009

old lady finger 

The act of giving the full middle finger with all other fingers folded. This is a completely premeditated attack designed to destroy your ability to react.

I was just trying to get out of that lady's way when she gave me the old lady finger old lady bird

old lady finger by jenksk9 March 31, 2016

Old lady crotch fat 

The presence of fat in the upper crotch region of an older lady; forming a round bubble-like shape.

Pretty much self explanatory... Did you see that old lady's crotch fat?

Old lady crotch fat by ILoveSavedByTheBell October 6, 2004

Old Lady Smell 

The awful perfume-odor that eminates from all women over age 70.

Grandma's visit was brief, but long enough to fill the house with Old Lady Smell.

Old Lady Smell by la_bepo October 29, 2007

Old Lady Hayes 

Old Lady Hayes tends to be a person under the age of 30 who feels around 78. They will complain of their bones hurting rather than admitting they have a hangover and chalk it up to being Old Lady Hayes. They can make children fall off their bikes with one good death stare. Things of this nature. An Old Lady Hayes can be spotted carrying a tumbler or flask of makers mark. And 9 times out of 10, a pall mall hanging from her lips while she tries to talk to you.

Dude, she is totally pulling an Old Lady Hayes.

Old Lady Hayes by poopoopuhchoo February 3, 2010